Dirteh

For the past few years, I’ve been renting a stackable washer/dryer unit, as I have a dedicated connection in my apartment. I decided to save a bit of money each month and arranged for the unit to be picked up today. Adam and I were chatting about it and the possibility of a guy I’m seeing coming over tonight. This is the conversation that came up.

Adam: is he still coming over?
Me: not sure
Adam: to warsh your knickers once the w&d are gone?
Me: he texted earlier said his throat is better but he’s really busy at work
Adam: aww
Me: LOL
Me: my knickars be all clean!
Adam: LOL
Adam: for now!
Me: >:D
Adam: OMG that was gross in an unknown way
Adam: ROFL
Me: ROFL
Me: yes
Me: ROFL
Me: <3

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Hardcore Jesus Freaks

I had the pleasure of winding up beside this truck at a stoplight. It was a big, white Ford F150 with oversized tires. I was very disappointed to discover the occupants of the truck didn’t look hardcore or freaky. Rather, they were an older Mexican couple - the man was at the wheel and the woman was asleep on the passenger side. Sort of anticlimactic, eh?