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	<title>NEITHER HAVE YOU TASTED MY JESUS</title>
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	<description>My Jesus is magically delicious!</description>
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		<title>Dirteh</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the past few years, I&#8217;ve been renting a stackable washer/dryer unit, as I have a dedicated connection in my apartment.  I decided to save a bit of money each month and arranged for the unit to be picked up today.  Adam and I were chatting about it and the possibility of a [...]]]></description>
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<p><b>Adam:</b> is he still coming over?<br />
<b>Me:</b> not sure<br />
<b>Adam:</b> to warsh your knickers once the w&#038;d are gone?<br />
<b>Me:</b> he texted earlier said his throat is better but he&#8217;s really busy at work<br />
<b>Adam:</b> aww<br />
<b>Me:</b> LOL<br />
<b>Me:</b> my knickars be all clean!<br />
<b>Adam:</b> LOL<br />
<b>Adam:</b> for now!<br />
<b>Me:</b> >:D<br />
<b>Adam:</b> OMG that was gross in an unknown way<br />
<b>Adam:</b> ROFL<br />
<b>Me:</b> ROFL<br />
<b>Me:</b> yes<br />
<b>Me:</b> ROFL<br />
<b>Me:</b> <3</p>
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		<title>Protected: He &lt; Comic Sans</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:20:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Hardcore Jesus Freaks</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 07:42:27 +0000</pubDate>
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I had the pleasure of winding up beside this truck at a stoplight.  It was a big, white Ford F150 with oversized tires.  I was very disappointed to discover the occupants of the truck didn&#8217;t look hardcore or freaky.  Rather, they were an older Mexican couple - the man was at the [...]]]></description>
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<p>I had the pleasure of winding up beside this truck at a stoplight.  It was a big, white Ford F150 with oversized tires.  I was very disappointed to discover the occupants of the truck didn&#8217;t look hardcore or freaky.  Rather, they were an older Mexican couple - the man was at the wheel and the woman was asleep on the passenger side.  Sort of anticlimactic, eh?</p>
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